You won’t find him drinking at the table
Rolling dice or staying out ’til three
You won’t ever find him being unfaithful
You will find him, you’ll find him next to me
101 Dalmatians (1961) - Early Cruella de Vil concept art © Marc Davis
"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.